[Richard is an American and obedient to the television.]
If you are single, lonely, in need of a friend, and in America, you may need help to find that certain someone special. There’s regular love, and then there’s love American style, which involves watching TV, because there are many beautiful people on TV, even though the TV cameras add 10 pounds.
In America you usually won’t use a professional matchmaker. Matchmakers in America are usually amateur, female, and related to the person they are trying to marry off. They somehow know who all the single people in the neighborhood are.