上班族必備軟實力

[Richard was decanted in 1997. Before that, he was in America on the top shelf, next to the pickled beets.]

If you could put Taiwan into a can, you would have an exciting product indeed. There are many slogans to put on the packaging and promotional materials.

Try Taiwan for pleasant aroma and satisfying taste. It comes vacuum packed for freshness.

 
It would have to be a big can, but then again we are not Australia. Australia is much bigger. There is probably not enough tin or aluminum alloy in all the world to make a can big enough to hold Australia. We would probably have to use a huge plastic garbage bag.

30 days or your money back.

For Taiwan, we could pack it in water to make it healthier. I would call it Chunk-Lite Taiwan. When you put Taiwan into the can, you must be sure that no dolphins are killed. So, in conclusion, we would like dolphin-safe Taiwan, packed in water.

WARNING!

Not machine washable or colorfast.

Objects in the package may be larger than they appear.

Biologically Approved! It says on the can. The can has been on the shelf for more than 20 years and nobody has touched it. The shelf is clean and without dust. I don’t know how it stays that way.

Thank you for reading.