上班族必備軟實力

[Richard is in Taiwan for many years and is still in love.]

If you are you lonely, in need of a friend, and in Taiwan, then you need help to find a partner and make a date with that special someone who is just perfect for you.

Young people in Taiwan that are coming of age usually have been too busy with homework and test taking to bother with the ordeal of courtship. They must rely on family and friends for hooking up with that perfect special someone sweet.

There is important information that you need to gather together. You need to know how many brush strokes are in your name, your zodiac symbols, and your face and hands must be analyzed by a reputable geomancer. Matchmaking in Taiwan is serious business.

All you need.

Make star charts. We can calculate the relative compatibility of any random two people by the position of the visible planets and stars. There is also the Chinese zodiac of 12 animals. The year you were born is the animal that you are, and you need to find a compatible animal. Compatible animals will be 4 years ahead or behind you. Foreigners may get distressed if someone from Taiwan tells them that they should marry a rooster or a rat.

Suck it in, make yourself attractive, make eye contact, and impress someone. Say something nice about her shoes. Say something nice about his shoes. It’s not all about the shoes, but you have to start somewhere.

But in the end it is just like what my mother told me when I was a lad. You should look for someone who has the same values that you have. I hope we can get together next time. Thank you for reading.