上班族必備軟實力

 

國小新生入學，對於父母、新生、一年級導師都有許多事前功能需準備。
一年級的導師，在開學前就需忙著準備新生入學典禮、親師座談會、班級布置、歡迎海報、新生名單、名牌、桌牌製作等。。。

幫老師一起準備開學工作，

上週去探訪北美館的雙年展了嗎？
這周一起去台中國美館的雙年展《台灣報到》，一起看看38位參展者，如何詮釋台灣視覺藝術吧 ~

【2014台灣美術雙年展 - 台灣報到】

**Richard can drive a scooter. His helmet doesn’t have a cartoon character on it.

If you ride a scooter in Taiwan, helmets are mandatory. They will keep you safe as you make those illegal left turns and as you weave through traffic jams.

Helmets can make a fashion statement. They come in many designs and many colors. Kids will love the really cute Spongebob helmet, and for adults, you can also wear the Spongebob helmet.

Your helmet says a lot about who you are.

 
台灣四處有美味的小吃餐點，
滷味、鹽酥雞、臭豆腐、碗粿、魚丸、蛋餅、珍珠奶茶。。。
口味多元的小吃文化，讓台灣有美食王國的稱號。

許多美術館，逢"雙年"，會舉辦較為盛大的藝術展覽。
這周，一起探訪北美館2014的雙年展「劇烈加速度」，看看50幾位藝術家，透過不同作品反思人類世。

**Richard has been parking in Taipei since the late 1990s.

When you take a driving test in America, parallel parking is the hardest thing to do. People learn how to parallel park to get their driver’s license and then quickly forget how. In Taiwan, you need to learn how to go backward and forward on an “S” curve. After you pass your driving test in Taiwan, you will never have to go backward and forward on an “S” curve again.

How to Parallel Park: First, pull up to where the back end of the car is just a little past the car in font of your space. Then back into the space and try to keep the side of your car close to the back bumper of the car in front. Turn the wheel as far as it will go and swing into the parking space. It’s just that easy.

And then there’s the way not to do it. It’s hard to park correctly when everyone is honking at you. You need to relax and take a deep breath. Don’t let the honking and cursing make you nervous.

How to do the S Curve: It has been a while since I have taken the test and I don’t remember the specifics anymore, but it went something like this: drive into the curve until you cannot go further. Stop and turn the steering wheel three times clockwise. Back up about three feet. Turn the steering wheel six times counterclockwise…, and it goes on and on like that. You only have to memorize the moves. It has nothing to do with the skills needed for actual driving.

各位大小朋友們，上次教大家如何製作中式信封與中式信封的撰寫方式，大家還記得嗎？

今天小魔女要教大家製作創意西式信封呦，一起來去學吧！

Step1：選擇信封-->西式信封功能

微創業正流行 。。。
小魔女的朋友喜歡吃甜點，也愛做甜點，因此開始經營甜點副業，賣起塔派、杯子蛋糕、起士蛋糕。。。
有時候，需要印製產品說明卡給訂購的客戶

 全省許多地方都有眷村博物館，
 喜歡眷村文化、喜吃麵食的朋友，
 有空不彷去新竹眷村博物館，了解麵食文化吧 ~

頭家們！ 一年四季，不定時想做集點卡活動 …
但，正在想集點促銷卡該如何製作嗎？

非常好色，名片功能，不但可以做個人名片、彌月卡、喜帖謝卡外，也可以製作集點卡，讓我們一起來試試吧 ~
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*Richard is an American who is quite settled in Taiwan and not as anxious to get away as he used to be.

My hometown is on the other side of the globe. Vacations must be planned carefully. Tickets must be bought in advance. Time away from the office must be approved and coordinated. Relatives in America must be notified. It’s a huge, expensive, and complex undertaking.

I enjoy it, because my family and childhood friends are there, but the trip is a titanic voyage—13 or more hours in cramped airline seats, looking at movies, and having the air pressure pop my ears. Sitting in that cramped seat, waiting for them to bring my next meal is boring and tedious and it is too uncomfortable to sleep very much.

九月份的節日都好溫馨喔！ 
有一家團圓的中秋節 還有謝謝師恩的教師節
大家想好節日如何過了嗎？

感恩與歡樂的節日，砂畫王APP特別贈送2張教師節免費底圖呦
快快下載親自畫上砂色送給老師吧！立即下載 Go Go Go

 小魔女好苦惱喔！常常厚厚一本書會忘記看到那一頁，真頭疼呀！

但又挑不到小魔女喜愛的書籤，不如DIY吧！

Step1：點選書籤功能

不同時期，有不同的叫賣文化 ~
有空去台南時，參訪台南歷史博物館，
來趟有趣的叫賣之旅吧 ~

**Richard has been in Taiwan long enough to know how the system works.

Taiwan has many places that use the take-a-number system, but the system is international. Most people in the world understand it, because it is self-evident. There is usually a digital readout that tells which number is up, so you do not need to know what your number sounds like in Chinese.

Go into the bank and take a number. The number tells you when it is your turn. You will sit down and be quiet until your number is displayed on the big, overhead TV screen. When your number comes up, go up to the bank teller and try to pantomime what you need. It usually involves showing how to take things out of invisible boxes.

溫馨提醒、祝福小語常常不知如何呈現嗎？

空有文字，不知如何配圖使用嗎？

非常好色生活小卡功能，簡單動動滑鼠就可創作個性化生活小卡囉！

一起跟小魔女動動手，體驗一下吧！

 Step1：點選「生活小卡」功能icon

口味多變化的麵包，挾著攜帶方便的優勢，已經成為許多人的正餐。

麵包烘焙店，更是周邊鄰居的好朋友。
許多麵包烘焙店的老闆們，也是非常好色的愛用者，會用非常好色的名片功能，設計店內名片。
怎麼設計店家名面呢？跟著小魔女一起試做看看吧 ~

 

夏天，就是應該熱情、奔放、開懷暢笑。
一起看看新生代插畫設計師們如何運用簡單的筆觸與線條，
反應對生活的細膩觀察，以活潑、有趣的畫筆 。

*Richard has lived in Taiwan for more than 15 years and now never goes anywhere without his Easy Card.

The Youyou card (pronounced like yoyo) has the official English name of “Easy Card”. It is used to pay for public transportation, buying stuff at convenience stores, and paying for parking. There is also a discount when using the card to ride the subway. You also get a discount when you transfer from the subway onto a bus or vice versa.

You can buy the card at any convenience store or at one of the dispensing machines at the MRT stations. The cost includes a small deposit that you can get back when you turn the card in. It makes riding the MRT so much easier, because you don’t have to know exactly which stop you will get off at. You only need to keep enough of a balance on it to cover the cost. Machines for adding money to your card balance are at all the stations and are easy to use.

 各位大小朋友們，大家知道中式信封和西式信封的寫法有何不同嗎？

小魔女大家來去一探究竟，今天先來動手DIY個性創意的中式信封，也一併了解中式信封的寫法囉！

婚禮，人生大事！
準備的過程，除了準新郎、準新娘雙方的想法外，
也需要融合雙方家長的意見，才能讓兩造雙方皆大歡喜。

現代婚禮習俗逐漸簡化，多為男女雙方合辦一場婚宴 ~

觀看，是一種發現，也是一種創造！
接近暑假的尾聲，來場藝術之旅，為暑假畫下美麗句點。

*Richard is an American who does it his way, on country roads. Take me home.

Years ago, I lived in Japan, and when I would go into a snack bar, someone would usually come in and sing badly and loudly until I got a headache. That was called karaoke, and it is extremely popular in Taiwan.

A karaoke machine connects up with a stereo and a video screen. It has inputs for several microphones and controls for pitch and reverb. Some machines contain hundreds of songs that can be chosen remotely out of a booklet that lists all the songs and assigns numbers to each one.

You can find karaoke anywhere in Taiwan.

ㄅㄆㄇㄈ 注音好難學嗎？快跟著小魔女用趣味學習法速速就學會囉！

一起來動動手，用非常好色製作趣味注音字卡，讓學習更活潑，成效更加倍!!!

Step1:選擇「教學字卡」中的「注音教學」

慶祝父親節，一起跟爸爸攜手
跟著生活中的線條，一起去旅行

【跟著線條去旅行 教育展】

*Richard, who has been in Taiwan for a long time, likes to ride escalators, but should get some exercise by walking more often.

The longest escalator in Taiwan rises from 3 stories below ground and goes up to 3 stories above ground. It is at the Zhongxiao Fuxing MRT station, where it goes from an underground line to an aboveground line. It takes more than 2 minutes to travel on it without walking. Before that, the longest escalator in Taiwan was at the Fancyworld amusement park in Yunlin county. (Those escalators are outside.)

There are escalators that have humps in them.

金馬年，許多朋友們也都選在這年完成終身大事。

許多準備婚禮的朋友們，也常用非常好色來製作婚禮宴客用的婚紗謝卡喔。

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以下為使用非常好色製作婚紗謝卡的使用方式 ：

藝術家|Pip & Pop 作品|桃花源 媒材|砂糖與複合媒材

七夕情人節，一起與大情人、小情人一起來個城市藝術漫步之旅 ~

【粉樂町 台北東區當代藝術展 2014】

*Richard has a lot of experience eating.

One cannot eat Chinese food with a knife and fork, nor can a person eat Chinese soup with a spoon. It just simply won’t taste right (and people will laugh at you). You eat Chinese food with chopsticks, and you cannot eat Chinese soup; you must drink it.

You can use your hands, and you can drink from the bowl. The first time I got one of those rice triangles, I peeled it. I thought it was covered in black paper, but it is seaweed that you are supposed to eat. I should have asked someone how to eat this kind of food. Instead I just ended up looking foolish.

厭倦集點卡老是一個樣嗎？希望為自己的店推出「思倍秀」的集點卡，吸引客戶常來消費嗎？

非常好色DIY集點卡讓您自己show創意，推出獨具個人特色的創意集點卡，快來製作專屬您的個性化集點卡，吸引人氣吧！

Step1：開啟非常好色，點選「名片」-->點選「集點卡」